Goodbye, Cruel World

Or, more accurately, goodbye cruel tonsils, the chronically infected lining of my sinus cavities and my deviated septum! Countdown to 6:20 a.m. tomorrow has begun, and after that I will be in a blissfully-opiate-induced haze for at least four days. I plan to blog my post-op progress with yuckky pictures if I can swing it!
In any case, I'll leave you with a fun link and the reason I'm most upset I can't go out to the only theater in Kansas City that serves drinks tomorrow night:
http://www.screenland.com/theatre/screamingbrain.html
Hail to the king, baby!

6 Comments:
Ah...Bruce. That guy ROCKS. He does the narrations for the new Spiderman games on the PS2 and he is friggin hilarious. Top form.
I also recently saw an interview with him on G4TV and he was as funny as ever.
"THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!"
6:07 AM
PS: Good luck with the surgery! I was SUPPOSED to get you flowers for said occasion...or at least a card. I even had it marked down on my calendar. Then you informed me that I had the wrong week and everything got screwed up and I forgot.
I'm a bad person. I send you flowers and sympathy vibes via this comment.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
6:07 AM
I don't know who this guy is. Should I?
11:02 AM
I just found your blog today so I guess I am a little late but - Good luck with the surgery! Its about time you had that junk removed.
This blog is hilarious, btw, I can't wait to read more about the in-laws.
Sending good vibes from the far reaches of the Pacific Northwest!
12:45 PM
Pizzle: Dude, it's the guy from Evil Dead, Army of Darkness. Surely you've seen those?
Klaatu Verata Nicto!
10:35 PM
I'm embarassed. No, I haven't.
My bad.
10:33 AM
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